STERNYISMS

A collection of the best motivational sayings from a legendary coach.

• DAWG GONE IT.
• WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
• EVERYONE TO THE MOUND...NOW!
• PUT SOME VAGISIL ON IT.
• I'M THE ONLY ONE WITH A FULL PACKAGE HERE.
• THAT'S HOW TO MAKE CHICKEN SALAD OUT OF CHICKEN SH*T.
• YOU BOYS LEARNED A FEW NEW WORDS TODAY.
• THE ONLY POSITIVE HERE IS THAT THIS GAME IS OVER.
• WE OUGHT TO CHARGE YOU ADMISSION.
• ARE YOU FILMING THIS FOR ESPN?
• MY GRANDMA'S SLOW, BUT SHE'S 80.
• YOU NEED TO GROW BALLS...BIG BALLS.
• YOU "BETTER" SCORE.
• I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LET THAT BIG @*# GUY STEAL HOME.
• I KNOW YOU'RE WRONG...EVERYONE HERE KNOWS IT TOO.
• I'M VERY PROUD OF YOU BOYS.
• THAT'S HOW TO PLAY BASEBALL!!!